The Zombie is the drink that got tiki its dangerous reputation — Donn Beach built it in 1937 and famously cut customers off at two. The original is a small pharmacy of ingredients: three rums, two grapefruits, lime, pomegranate, cinnamon, falernum, bitters. This mix carries all of it but the rum — white and pink grapefruit, lime, a thread of pomegranate, Angostura, and a hit of cinnamon — balanced so it tastes like the real thing and not fruit punch.

Four ounces of mix, two ounces of dark rum, over ice. Feeling brave? A float of overproof turns it back into the drink Donn rationed — you may want to reinforce the windows and doors first. Either way, you've made one of the most complicated cocktails ever put on a menu, at home, and nobody has to know it took thirty seconds.

Once opened, refrigerate and use within 30 days — unopened, it keeps for two years from the date of manufacture.